You know, even the monkeys are saying "what's this crap?"
"Zoo pays feng shui expert to aid monkeys"
"The Los Angeles Zoo paid $4,500 to an expert in the ancient Chinese art of feng shui to ensure three endangered golden monkeys on loan from China can have a strong life force."
"'It's very experimental,' [feng shui expert Simona] Mainini said. 'We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys. We just have to assume that Darwin is correct and that there is a connection and what is good for humans is good for monkeys.'"
